Archive for April, 2010

Bellying up to the bar

It is my very great pleasure indeed to announce that my friend and colleague Charles F. Pelkey, J.D., has passed his bar exam — and on the very first try, too. Next week he will be a member of the bar instead of merely a patron of one, and getting sworn in instead of sworn [...]

Burnin’ the bayou

It really must be spring. In the past couple days I’ve seen a cottontail, a snake, a red fox the size of a coyote jogging up the sidewalk across the street and a muddy rain that required me to deploy the windshield wipers before I went grocery shopping yesterday morning. Oh, yeah, and enough yellow [...]

Can we please deport these guys?

Plenty of battiness in the GOP belfry lately. Rep. Duncan Hunter (R-Calif.) wants to deport American citizens, as in the U.S.-born children of undocumented immigrants. Rep. Steve King (R-Iowa) wonders whether the district represented by Rep. Raul Grijalva has been ceded to Mexico. Another Iowan, GOP congressional candidate Pat Bertroche, wants to implant microchips in [...]

Greenhouse gasps

Linda Greenhouse, who writes about the Supreme Court and the law for The New York Times, says she won’t be visiting Arizona again “as long as it remains a police state, which is what the appalling anti-immigrant bill that Gov. Jan Brewer signed into law last week has turned it into.”
Greenhouse — a Pulitzer Prize winner who teaches [...]

Tacos and Vino’

Fish-and-spinach tacos tonight. This proved a poor strategic decision, dinner-wise, as Herself was in Santa Fe, yukking it up with a few girlfriends, which meant I had to cook and clean up.
The recipe, from Martha Rose Shulman, was OK but not stellar — especially considering that the post-dinner wash-up involved a couple of saucepans, a [...]

Inherit the wind

Looks like the lads at La Vuelta de Bisbee enjoyed some of the same gentle spring weather that afflicted me and my fellow cyclo-tourists during the Tombstone-to-Bisbee leg of the Adventure Cycling Association’s Southern Arizona Road Adventure last month (read all about it in the July issue of Adventure Cycling, assuming management does not regain [...]

De-spic-able

Arizona seems to be trying to out-dingbat Colorado with the likes of John McCain, Joe Arpaio and now Gov. Jan Brewer, who just signed into law a despicable immigration bill (pun intended) that will accomplish little beyond empowering racists, harassing Hispanics and enriching attorneys.
“We must enforce the law evenly, and without regard to skin color, [...]

April showers

A bit late, to be sure, but we’re getting them. The lawn likes the weather, as do the flowers, but I’d just as soon have sunny and 70, thanks all the same. Getting your vitamin D from the pharmacy just isn’t the same somehow.
I need to log some serious miles between now and May, too. [...]

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