Drum roll for DINOs

Joe Lieberman and Evan Bayh should be welded into a 55-gallon drum full of rabid ferrets and catapulted into the Marianas Trench, if we can find any rabid ferrets willing to share a drum with the sonsabitches.

2 Responses to “Drum roll for DINOs”

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    bromasi:

    Please be nice to animals,a ferret is just a pissed cat

  2. 2
    Patrick O'Grady:

    “Pissed cat?” Is there any other kind? Man, Herself let the Turk’ out in this miserable weather and sort of spaced him for a bit, and when I let him in, he jumped up and clawed the livin’ piss out of my right hand and then bit me in the foot. And I was the guy who let him in.

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