Righty-tighty

President Flathead*
*Some assembly required.

“All right, now, Mr. Miller, I want answers,” says Rep. Jerrold Nadler (D-N.Y), chairman of the House Judiciary committee.

“We have yourself, Vice President Pence, Sen. Graham, Ms. Sanders, Mr. Kushner, Ms. Conway, House Minority Leader McCarthy, Mr. Hannity, and the entire White House janitorial staff. What I want to know is this: Just how many of you does it take to help the crooked sonofabitch screw his pants on in the morning?”

• Monday Morning Update: Meanwhile, winning! He’s even managing to top himself when it comes to prevarication,  obfuscation and outright bullshit, according to The Washington Post.

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13 Responses to “Righty-tighty”

  1. Hurben Says:

    Metric or Imperial?

    Sorry, what was i thinking? it’s King Don (or KingDumb), so it’s Imperial

  2. Pat O'Brien Says:

    Dat asshole surely has many screws loose. Figuring out which one would be tough even for a shrink. Which delusion would you fix first? Be like playing therapy Wack a Mole.

    • Patrick O'Grady Says:

      We need to build a Wall® around Beelzebozo and his entire wretched family. It’s like Stephen King’s idea of the outcome of some hellish clusterfuck among the Kardashians, Bushes and Corleones on Bizarro World.

      • Pat O'Brien Says:

        I want to see indictments. Starting with the dumpster and junior. Multiple indictments from the State of New York and the Special Council grand jury. Pardon proof indictments. Then, I want to see the asshole quit and brought into disgrace, tail tucked and all lies exposed.

        Gee, maybe I am the angry old guy?

      • Patrick O'Grady Says:

        I don’t think he’ll quit, no matter how bad it gets. Getting hounded from office would fit neatly into his fantasy of Trump the Triumphant®.

        “They hated me because I was a Winner and they were all Losers.”

      • Pat O'Brien Says:

        “With every brick he laid, a mistake they say. His walls are getting taller, and his world is getting smaller.”
        Jack Johnson – Staple It Together

        Let’s hope the Boy Scout really shrinks his world. Say about 8 by 16 feet would be about right.

  3. larryatcycleitalia Says:

    Watching the clips from his stand-up comedy gig at CPAC reminded me of the marathon TV shows his pal Vlad does each year. Watching Frontline’s piece on Saudi Arabia makes me wonder just how much Fat Nixon fantasizes about having the power of Pooty-poot or MBS and not having to bother answering to anyone… except his money-men of course! Impeach the mofo already!!!!

    • Patrick O'Grady Says:

      My man Nadler is driving in that direction. Here’s hoping the rest of the Donks fall in line. I’d like to see a nice, methodical construction of a case. A brick here, a little mortar, a brick there, some more mortar, etc.

      P’raps anticipating the stench of loserhood might help accelerate whatever wasting disease — syphilis, addiction, cranial worms — has the Douche-in-Chief by the brain stem with a downhill pull.

      • larryatcycleitalia Says:

        I don’t think this guy is losing it – he never had it. He’s just a con-man helped immensely by starting out with the proceeds of daddy’s con jobs, nothing more. Not enough Rethugs will grow spines in time to actually remove Fat Nixon from office, impeachment will just a) distract him from doing as much damage as he and his henchmen would manage otherwise b) show the other democracies in the world that the one the Founding Fathers left us actually works now and then.
        Then of course the 15th of this month’s coming up…..could 44 BC come round again…this time in DeeCee instead of Rome?

      • Patrick O'Grady Says:

        I’ll settle for distraction, if that’s the best we can get. Ants in his pants, a fresh shovel-full, every damn day until the end of his term.

        The big question remains: Can the Donks generate a candidate who is (a) worthy of the office, and (2) capable of winning? Remember what The Professor says. For anyone who can’t remember, Charlie Pierce has a reminder.

        • larryatcycleitalia Says:

          Well, the guy LOST by what, 3 million votes? And that was a) before a lot of people realized what a life time sleaze-bag con-man liar the guy is b) to a candidate who ran a piss-poor campaign, especially when it came to Electoral College strategy c) with plenty of help from the Russkies and Fakebook.
          Can the Rethugs win again without a, b and c? I hope to hell not, but you know what my wife says….

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