What kind of a guru are you, anyway?

http://www.youtube.com/v/Mm9RqatOby0

Back to college, 1974, and this time it was “Apostrophe” on the turntable (“Now is that a real poncho or is that a Sears poncho?”). We were the Sears-poncho type, I fear. But it was fun, anyway, even without the crystal ball and the oil of Aphrodite, because we had more than enough of the dust of the Grand Wazoo.

Meanwhile, if you want to know who’s wearing the Real Poncho, check out these folks, a bunch of Chicago workers who got laid off, but refused to fade away. Too bad The Newspaper Guild never had the stones these folks do. A couple thousand Gannett folks might still be on the job.