
Dreamed I was an Eskimo
Under my boots ‘n’ around my toe
Frost had bit the ground below
Was a hundred degrees below zero
And my momma cried: Boo-a-hoo hoo-ooo.
Well, OK, it’s not a hundred below. I’m not an Eskimo. And my momma’s dead. But it is chilly, and the white stuff is coming down, and by morning I’ll bet you a pancake breakfast at St. Alphonzo’s that the deadly yellow snow will be lying about the joint in abundance come morning.
