Thumb and thumber

Y’know, it’s really pointless trying to write funny stuff for money when there’s so much hysterical free stuff already out there. Satire is a very poor second to the real deal. Case in point: Texts From Last Night. Some examples:

(859): im in a kiddie pool, high, with a keg in arms reach. If i had a sandwich and a blowjob this would be the best day ever

(312): I’m peeing chunks and puking liquid. Did I at least have fun last night?

(610): Where did you get a picture of my penis

(201): whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc

Thanks and a big thumbs up to The Aristocrats.