Random news nuggets with a side of snark for your reading pleasure:
• Give me your furry love: A 45-year-old woman has sex with a 16-year-old boy who enjoys dressing up as an animal. Does that make her a PETAphile? (Thanks and a tip of the chipmunk mask to Charles Pelkey.)
• Sour Vino’: How do you say “My way or the highway” in Kazakh?
• Sweatin’ gravy: If Colorado is the skinniest state, I don’t ever want to go to Mississippi. Hell, from the sound of it, I couldn’t squeeze in if I wanted to.
• Short time, sailor?: The Washington Post gets busted bending over and grabbing its ankles while going commando in a leather miniskirt and 7-inch spike heels. Say it ain’t so, ho’.
Mad Blog Media 
I knew when I went to school at CSU. That ft collins was the “choice city”. However I never got that choice or if I did I had enough pharmacology to render lost in space. Can’t freakin believe it.
Choices, choices choie that is why we chased ladies in Greeley despite the smell.
OK Furries are a bit odd, but then I spend the weekends in Lycra so I’m not throwing any stones in that direction.
Here’s a product we all can use: http://www.h2ovisions.com/smart-design/byol-bring-your-own-lane/
Though redirecting the green lasers in some direcion other than down might be more productive, from a cyclist’s point of view.
Politicos have a saying around these parts, “Thank Gawd for Mississippi!” It doesn’t matter if it’s poverty levels, educational scores, or (now) obesity rates, MS was worse than your state so you could at least say you weren’t the worst. I wonder how they feel about that in MS?
As for the furrie thing, I have met stranger than that. I haven’t done anything that strange but I have met them.
Yep, that’s what we have always said in New Mexico and Hawaii regarding K-12 education benchmarks. Thank god for Mississippi.
By the way, Patrick. Colorado Springs made NPR last night. Sounds like your city government is rolling up the sidewalks. Not to mention canceling the fireworks display tomorrow. But they said the USAF Academy will be doing a fireworks show.
Um….what exactly do they plan to blow up, and do we need to take cover down here?
All kidding aside, this is getting more and more tragic. No sign of the bottom yet in this economic mess.
Hey, K,
Yeah, the feds own the printing presses, so I guess they can run off enough bills to cover the cost of a fireworks show at the AFA. Bibleburg has fewer resources, alas. The Gaslight and its neo-libertarian owners must be eating it up, as we will soon find ourselves in the position they have long advocated — forced to patrol our own neighborhoods, fight our own fires, teach our own kids and perform our own medical care. Goldurn that feddle gummint anyhow. Fetch me my gun, hon’. I’m fixin’ to put me a socialist in the freezer.