Your Saturday Zappadan Miracle: The public-radio show “Wait Wait … Don’t Tell Me!” used Frank Zappa’s “Dancin’ Fool” to close out a segment this morning. So here for your holiday entertainment is FZ performing that very composition:
Month: December 2009
Pass the bill, change the rules
Over at The New York Times, Paul Krugman is saying, “Pass the health-care bill awready, jeez.” But with more elegance, of course. Like Kevin Drum, he says the measure is flawed, but better than nothing, which is what history shows we will have for the better part of quite some time if this latest attempt at reform goes down in flames:
“Whereas flawed social insurance programs have tended to get better over time, the story of health reform suggests that rejecting an imperfect deal in the hope of eventually getting something better is a recipe for getting nothing at all.”
I’m not nearly as smart as Krugman — you may not be, either — but it’s clear to even a dummy like me that our present system is unsustainable. Health insurance constitutes the second biggest bill we pay here at the DogHaus, right behind the mortgage, and we’re just two people who are reasonably healthy when not falling off our bikes. And nearly every experience we’ve had with an insurer has involved a monumental clusterfuck of some kind, including botched billings, unintelligible paperwork and exorbitant premium increases that make a mob loan shark seem positively angelic by comparison.
Some of this has to do with the employer-based structure of U.S. health insurance. I don’t have an employer, so I can either cut a deal on my own — the last time we did that it involved a monumental deductible and paying full retail at the sawbones and pharmacy — or piggyback on Herself’s policy, which at various times and places has looked not unlike robbery with violence, with one plan for single people and another for families, but no mid-priced offering for a man and wife unencumbered by offspring.
Drum concedes that the Senate plan kowtows to powerful interests like the insurance and pharmaceutical industries, adding, “But that’s why they’re called powerful interests: because they can kill your legislative priorities if you don’t assuage them.” In return, he continues:
“(T)he Senate bill brings down insurance rates, expands Medicaid, offers the prospect of moderately priced insurance to tens of millions of the uninsured, forces insurers to take you on even if you have a chronic pre-existing condition, mandates minimum levels of coverage, and takes several small but important steps toward reducing the future growth of healthcare costs. That’s an enormous advance for the progressive agenda.”
We’ll see. Or maybe not. It’s far from a done deal. But if the sausage gets made, Joe Lieberman and Ben Nelson should be next to go into the grinder. And let’s toss the filibuster in there with the sonsabitches. Krugman again:
“The filibuster, and the need for 60 votes to end debate, aren’t in the Constitution. They’re a Senate tradition, and that same tradition said that the threat of filibusters should be used sparingly. Well, Republicans have already trashed the second part of the tradition: look at a list of cloture motions over time, and you’ll see that since the G.O.P. lost control of Congress it has pursued obstructionism on a literally unprecedented scale. So it’s time to revise the rules.”
Can the Donks play that kind of hardball? Stay tuned.
The Tom Waits Pre-Christmas Special
I was fresh back from Herself’s office solstice party and hunting fresh Zappadan material when I stumbled across this. A tip of the greasy fedora to Driftglass:
Apples, loaves and fishes
As we chat so enjoyably about $1,500 Macs and $600 image-editing software, my buddy Khal S. makes a good point in comments: “Don’t forget to save a little cash for your local food bank.”
Natural Grocers-Vitamin Cottage, the grocery I patronize most often — and not just because it sponsors a cycling team — has a nifty point-of-sale deal that supports the Care and Share food bank here in Bibleburg. At checkout you simply select the amount you’d like to add to your grocery tab so that some other hungry folks can get a little sumpin’-sumpin’ too and presto: You’ve engaged in an instant, painless act of basic humanity. What the hell, you were already buying something anyway. Couple more bucks won’t kill you.
I’ve been kicking in a few bucks every time I go grocery shopping, and we plan to write additional solstice checks to Care and Share and the Marian House soup kitchen. Can’t give it all to Apple and Adobe. Last I looked, those folks were sleeping indoors and eating regularly.
Partying like it’s 2009

It’s New Technology Weekend here at the DogHaus, what with the installation of a refurbished Sony Blu-ray player to feed the TV and a new iMac to feed the rest of us. How odd to find oneself in the 21st century just like that.
The Blu-ray install involved an acceptable profanity-to-success ratio, since the owner’s manual is surprisingly straightforward and both the Sony and the Toshiba TV have HDMI ports. Our obsolete Sony home-theater setup does not, but it does share optical digital connectivity with the Blu-ray. And hijo, madre, puto, cabron, does the sound output all of a sudden get a whole lot better when you plug that bad boy in. And all this time we thought the salesperson at Ultimate Electronics was bullshitting us. That cable’s been gathering dust around here for months.
The iMac, meanwhile, is getting its trial by fire today and tomorrow during my shift in the VeloBarrel, which presently involves posting stories and photos from cyclo-cross nats in Oregon. One interesting hurdle cropped up this morning — it’s not clear whether my copy of Adobe Photoshop Elements 6, which I use for RGB photo editing, will function properly under Snow Leopard, a.k.a. OS X 10.6.1. Some folks say si, others no.
While Adobe will graciously permit me to upgrade to a full CMYK version of Photoshop CS4 for a mere $599 US, I would rather spend that hard-earned cash on tasty food, strong drink and a proper solstice present for Herself, who after all has had to jog 19 laps around the sun with Your Humble Narrator. This is not exactly a day at the beach.
So if any of you have experience with Snow Leopard and Elements 6, please feel free to chime in. Otherwise I may just buy a $70 copy of Elements 8 for online photo editing and keep using the G4 and P-shop 4 to color those silly-ass cartoons.
Meanwhile, Harry Reid should punt Joe Lieberman to the GOP where he belongs. Let the miserable prick give the Elefinks brain cramps for a change. The cocksucker is as reliable as MacWrite II on a Cray supercomputer.
