Dumb and dumber

Stick a microphone in John McInsane’s face and something mind-numbingly stupid will pop out of his mouth. Guaran-fuckin’-tee. The senator (R-Asylum) is like a jukebox that only plays one tune — the Horst Wessel song.

Chiming in on the arrest of a suspect in the attempted Times Square bombing, this fine legal mind opined on the Don Imus show: “Don’t give this guy his Miranda rights until we find out what it’s all about.”

No, Numbnuts, the U.S. Constitution is not merely advisory, like a stop sign in Bibleburg. You don’t get to tear it up every time some dingbat tries to blow a bunch of us up. Not if he’s an American citizen. Not even if he’s a brown American citizen. Jesus. You’d think a guy who spent a few years in a cage getting beaten into a confession would have figured it out by now.

And Traitor Joe Liederkrantz (I-Cheesedick) is no better. This tool wants to strip Americans of their citizenship and constitutional rights should they “choose to become affiliated with foreign terrorist organizations.”

Who gets to decide what constitutes a “foreign terrorist organization,” Joe? Let’s hope it’s not you, you sanctimonious sack of shit. Listening to you and of the GOPers you pal around with, I get the idea that being a member of the Democrat Party might qualify.

Remember when these tinhorns squeak that the U.S. Senate was once considered the greatest deliberative body in the world.

6 thoughts on “Dumb and dumber

  1. Jumpin’ Joe (Likud-Tel Aviv/Bridgeport) should be a little less harsh on dual loyalty terrorists, what with the genocide in Gaza and all….

  2. Just to expand on your point about the Constitution not being advisory, it’s also universal in US jurisdictions. Citizen or not it applies completely to any human in the US legal system.

    The people Jo and John speak to, aren’t they getting burned out from all the fear mongering induced stress?

  3. Glen Beck, of all people, seems to have not lost his marbles on this one. From the same Time story: “…In a case of odd allies, Glenn Beck, the conservative Fox News commentator, said Mr. Shahzad was entitled to his rights. “He’s a citizen of the United States, so I say we uphold the laws and the Constitution on citizens,” Mr. Beck said. “He has all the rights under the Constitution. We don’t shred the Constitution when it’s popular.”

    But someone needs to tell some of these other people to shut the fuck up.

  4. Once again, Jon Stewart to the rescue.

    Bill O’Reilly said that the Constitution is a reflection of our values, but sometimes you have to put your values aside when things get tough.

    Stewart: If you cast them aside every time things get rough, they’re not values, they’re hobbies.

  5. How close were Mr. Magoo and Caribou Barbie to controlling our country? Anyone who whines about Obama should think what might be happening now if those two bozos had somehow gotten their hands on the levers of power. I think Bill O’Really puts his values aside every time he opens HIS mouth.

  6. I think these nuts all sit around and watch “24” at their circle jerks. It’s funny FOX doesn’t cancel that show after it depicts the rats in Washington as they really are.

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