Yay! We’ve had our first multivehicle pileup of the winter driving season.
It wasn’t especially massive — only 34 vehicles, including four semis, and 12 people hospitalized, just two of them in serious condition. Still, way to go, guys. Keep speeding and hugging that bumper in front of you, regardless of road and weather conditions. Hell ain’t half full.
Monday is ordinarily one of Herself’s days in the Denver office, so I had to ring her up to make sure she wasn’t dead in a ditch somewhere. Happily, she wasn’t. It took me 36 years to get her installed, and I’m not looking forward to auditioning any replacements.
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Jeez, I thought they at least knew how to drive on that in the mountains. But, I guess what with everyone driving around talking on the phone and texting pictures of their netherwads to prospective tongue waddles….