Christ, we get more bad shit out of Texas Republicans than a zoo vet does out of a whole herd of sick elephants.
The latest GOP dungheap will be accumulating at a ranch near Austin, where a gaggle of “social conservative leaders” — read “wealthy rednecks who either misconstrued Christ’s message or deliberately chose to pervert it” — will spend the weekend trying to decide whom they wish to assume the position before as the pestilential erection looms.
Ho, ho. As if it matters.
These self-righteous, sanctimonious pricks are in the same boat as we lefty-loonie, tree-hugging commies. When it comes to the big prom in November, we have no choice as regards dance partners.
Frankly, it’s an abusive relationship for both parties, the hard right and the hard left. Obama figures we’re not going anywhere, and whichever double-talking fascist finds himself out in front of the Tea Baggers, Elmer Gantrys and bow-tied Beltway boneheads knows he’s got that lot locked up.
It’s all about getting the base to the dance while also snagging the lion’s share of the so-called “independents,” who mostly have already made up their minds but won’t tell the pollsters.
So, yeah, “social conservative leaders,” good luck with that KKKaffeeklatch outside Austin. Will rubber chicken and plastic knives defeat a Chocolate Jesus? Stay tuned.
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Go away Rick – we don’t want you or your kind in Austin.
Get ’em, Sharon! Just don’t drive ’em up here. We already have plenty of that lot, homegrown and everything.
well said.
JFC. And I thought my day was bad enough already.
In November it’ll again be “hold your nose and vote for the least bad”. I’m hoping it’s Obama so we can then have a tiny chance at getting back some of our civil liberties. If Romney gets in it’ll be another one of those “long national nightmares” and we may move up (way up) our permanent living-in-Italy plans!
I have had to hold my nose a lot harder in some past elections than I will in this one, Larry.
Khal, I understand what you mean, but compared to last time round when voting for Obama was supposed to really change things, this time it’s just trying to prevent one really bad scenario by continuing one that’s merely less bad. What happened to candidate Obama and all his lofty ideas? HE was the guy I voted for! One can not blame only the Repuglicans for the continued erosion of our civil liberties, the murder of American citizens abroad, etc.
Since the people elected Obama, then a bunch of Teabaggers at the same time, there was no chance for change, just a prolonged guerrilla warfare battle that just bogged everything down. We never learn!
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Well said everyone…but I have to say that @shitmydadsays put it best: “These candidates are dog shit. All we’re doing is picking out the dick that’s going to fuck us.”
Well said, actually.
Willard “Mitt” Romney and his Republican followers:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=eFTOppsw9Gs