Violent Juvenile Freaks

There’s a Firesign Theatre album for just about any occasion. This one, like the now-infamous Houthi PC small group chat, was released just in time for April Fool’s Day, but back in 1980.

“Hey, Porgie, did you remember to invite the journalist to our top-secret War Plan chat group on Signal?”

The 101st Fighting Clowns (2025 edition) sound like a cross between Adderalled preteen gamers and your Pee-Paw who never learned not to hit “Reply All” on an email before talking shit on someone in the family.

We’re gonna need a bigger bus for all these bozos.

Enjoy the entire album here. That’s Jeff “Skunk” Baxter on guitar.

8 thoughts on “Violent Juvenile Freaks

  1. Yea, but what about billiary’s emails! What about hunter’s lap top! What about Joe’s garage papers! It’s not fair! Fake news. Nothing to see here, move along, move along.

    Forty nine percent of the voters in the last election voted for hand picked clowns. I thought silicone valley was populated by commie pinkos? As Patrick says, stupid oughta hurt.

      1. And, in many, cases giving them to the wrong people who have, in my view, no “Need to Know”.
        Perhaps this will allow the Reality TV Administration the opportunity to use the words made famous by a former reality TV “star”: “YOU’RE FIRED!!!”
        I dare say that if someone in the military included a civilian not cleared for classified material on a non-secure line to discuss what was likely TS-SCI info, they’d receive administrative discipline; likely UCMJ discipline; and be looking for a new line of work after some time at Ft. Leavenworth.
        Different rules for different folks I guess.

        1. You are correct JD, all access to classified, as well as sensitive personal data, information is based on a need to know basis. If you do not need the access to the data to perform your official duties, you don’t get it. This is set in policies, regulations, and laws concerning sensitive and classified information. What these amateurs did on a commercial application known by the Pentagon to be compromised 30 days prior to this fiasco, would be a career ender for a military officer. Maybe not booted out or prosecuted under the UCMJ, but future promotion would probably not happen. It would depend on the classification of the information and possible harm to national security. It should be a career ender for those involved. But, the boss keeps classified info in an unsecured shitter, so there’s that.

        2. Yeah, it’s a wee bit worse than standing up during a Zoom meeting and suddenly remembering that you’re not wearing pants.

          But these bozos certainly pantsed themselves, and in a very public way. Especially SecDef Yog-Sothoth, who messaged the group: “We are currently clean on OPSEC.” Bwah ha ha, etc.

          As Pat O’B notes, this means bupkis to a guy who thinks his resort loo is a secure location, possibly because it smells so foul that he’s the only person who’ll go in there.

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