The Boo is exhausted from unwrapping all of his presents.
Editor’s note: The BooCam® is off line. Please, try to contain your disappointment.
Category: Cats
‘Zat you, Sandy Claws?
Is Santa here yet?
A serious cat
Sigh. Arm warmers and knee warmers yesterday, everything warmers today. And I haven’t even been outside yet.
Herself and I had planned to catch this evening’s opening of the Coen brothers’ latest, “Inside Llewyn Davis,” but you know what they say about the best-laid plans.
The brothers chatted with Terry Gross on “Fresh Air” the other day, and Field Marshal Turkish von Turkenstein (commander, 1st Feline Home Defense Force) was appalled to hear them libeling cats so freely.
Discussing the honor and privilege of persuading a cat to participate in their latest film, Ethan spake thusly:
“In ‘True Grit’ we had a vulture, a trained vulture … that was a pain and that was even — by vulture standards — probably a stupid vulture, and that was frustrating. But I would take a vulture over a cat. The cat was just horrible.”
As a consequence, the Turk’ has declared war on the Coen brothers, and we are forbidden to see the film.
It’s censorship, true, but what are we to do? This is war.
The TurkenCam® goes live
Live from the Tower of Power at the ultra-posh Chez Dog in cosmopolitan Bibleburg, it’s the TurkenCam!
• Late update: I’m taking ‘Is Lordship off line for a bit while I sift through some options to this beat-up old USB webcam and take a bit of healthful outdoor exercise.
• Even later update: Anyone dying to see KittyVision® in TurkenScope© will be sorely disappointed with me and my antiquated technology. Dead batteries, lost cables and general ineptitude have delayed production of our Magical Menagerie Tour. But don’t touch that dial. …
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