Archive for the ‘Cheap gags’ Category

Undocumented immigrant

June 18, 2017

Deer me.

Wall didn’t even slow him down. Says his name is John. I wanna see the birth certificate.

Short and … sweet?

June 17, 2017

It’s a long hard road.

Not even dinner and a movie first?

iStone

March 7, 2017

A grave decision.

Mooned

February 5, 2017
Big light in sky slated to appear in east.

Big light in sky slated to appear in east.

Oh, great, now we got the moon out during the day.

Are we still blaming Obama for this sort of thing?

 

 

Light entertainment

December 3, 2016
I call this one "Christmas Lights 2016 II: Holy Shit, Either This Is Really Good Mescaline Or I'm Having a Stroke."

I call this one “Christmas Lights 2016 II: Holy Shit, Either This Is Really Good Mescaline Or I’m Having a Stroke.”

You’re fired

November 16, 2016
Fire! Fire! Fire! (Actually, it's just sunrise.)

Fire! Fire! Fire! (Actually, it’s just sunrise.)

Well, now we’re really fucked. The fire god has eaten the moon.

Don de Está la Comida

October 21, 2016

bad-hambre-sm-2

Putting the rumors to bed

July 15, 2016
Turk denies coup reports. "I'm right here, just like always," he told our reporter. "When's dinner?"

Turk denies coup reports. “I’m right here, just like always,” he told our reporter. “When’s dinner?”

Perro-Roubaix 2016

April 6, 2016
OK, so it's not exactly the Forest of Arenberg. I ain't exactly Peter Sagan, either.

OK, so it’s not exactly the Forest of Arenberg. I ain’t exactly Peter Sagan, either.

See Cruz

March 26, 2016
We report, you decide.

We report, you decide.

OK, I think I’ve got this whole Ted Cruz/five women thing figured out:

• One to sprinkle pepper on his crotch.

• One to listen for the poor little thing to sneeze.

• One to locate it through the magnifying glass.

• One to grab it with the tweezers.

• And, of course, one to leak the whole sordid tale to the National Enquirer.

Oo-ee … oo-ee, baby. …