Archive for the ‘Cheap gags’ Category

This is our most desperate hour

December 1, 2017

Our only hope.

Vitamin C(at)

July 9, 2017

Maybe it’s Vitamin M(ia).

This is why you should always buy from your friendly local retailer. I mean, look what turned up in our Lucky Vitamin order.

Happy Canada Day, eh

July 1, 2017

Let’s all pretend we’re Canadian, eh? Maybe that’ll make us feel better aboot ourselves. Beauty, eh? You hosers.

Undocumented immigrant

June 18, 2017

Deer me.

Wall didn’t even slow him down. Says his name is John. I wanna see the birth certificate.

Short and … sweet?

June 17, 2017

It’s a long hard road.

Not even dinner and a movie first?

iStone

March 7, 2017

A grave decision.

Mooned

February 5, 2017
Big light in sky slated to appear in east.

Big light in sky slated to appear in east.

Oh, great, now we got the moon out during the day.

Are we still blaming Obama for this sort of thing?

 

 

Light entertainment

December 3, 2016
I call this one "Christmas Lights 2016 II: Holy Shit, Either This Is Really Good Mescaline Or I'm Having a Stroke."

I call this one “Christmas Lights 2016 II: Holy Shit, Either This Is Really Good Mescaline Or I’m Having a Stroke.”

You’re fired

November 16, 2016
Fire! Fire! Fire! (Actually, it's just sunrise.)

Fire! Fire! Fire! (Actually, it’s just sunrise.)

Well, now we’re really fucked. The fire god has eaten the moon.

Don de Está la Comida

October 21, 2016

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