Smackdown

May 10, 2011May 10, 2011 ~ Patrick O'Grady ~ 5 Comments

In which one of the Tiny Hat Size folks gets his comeuppance. Pow! Zoom! To the moon! If only we could do likewise to all such*, what a wonderful world it would be.

* And no, I’m not talking about beating the Little Friskies out of itty-bitty kitties. You know who I’m talking about. The dildos who dangle tea bags from their itty-bitty Revolutionary War hats. Thanks to Ornery Bastard for unearthing the feline fisticuffs.

He’s white, but not quite right

March 8, 2011 ~ Patrick O'Grady ~ 11 Comments

Shoes for industry! — You can't be charged with littering if there's no litter in the box. That's the Turk's story, and he's sticking to it.

In our latest episode of Guerrilla Theatre (Feline Overlords Edition), Field Marshal Turkish von Turkenstein demonstrates the Republican technique for thinking outside the box. Stare to the hard right long enough and something is bound to come to you. (Hint: It used to smell like half-baked Alaska, but now it’s more like an Easy-Bake Oven Mitt.)

Missed the VN.com TdF Round Table?

July 2, 2010 ~ Patrick O'Grady ~ 3 Comments

Here’s an instant replay (it’s only a model):

I tried to get my colleague Charles Pelkey to kick off today’s round table with this YouTube clip but he wasn’t having any of it. Something about a wife, two kids and a mortgage. I didn’t get it. Not the two-kids part, anyway.