Fries with that?

Posole
A pot of posole simmering at Chez Dog. Soups and stews were the first dishes I ever tackled, and they remain a favorite because of their relative simplicity of preparation and quantity of leftovers.

Mark Bittman of The New York Times takes issue with the conventional lefty wisdom that fast food is cheaper than home-cooked meals for cash-strapped families. Meanwhile, Tom Philpott of Mother Jones takes issue with Bittman’s taking issue, noting that he failed to consider the cost of labor in planning, shopping, cooking and cleaning up after a meal for four.

And labor it is, as any amateur hash-slinger will tell you. Cooking is something you must want to do in a society where underpaid people in paper hats hurl greasy feedlot meat and potatoes at you as you drive past from home to work and back again. We have TV to watch, goddamnit — we don’t have time for all that grub-rasslin’. Chaz Bono is on “Dancing With the Stars,” f’chrissakes!

I mostly want to cook, but I also have plenty of free time, being a professional unemployable whose tenuous grip on three part-time jobs depends upon my co-workers rarely having to deal with me in person.

And there was a time when I didn’t want to cook, mostly because I didn’t know how — nobody had ever taught me. When I was a kid, food showed up three times daily as if by magic. In college there were cafeterias. As a young journo’ I patronized restaurants, cadged meals from married colleagues or reheated ghastly frozen dinners.

I don’t recall the impetus, but eventually I taught myself to cook a few basic dishes — mostly soups and stews, one-pot meals that would have plenty of leftovers. I’ve branched out a bit over the years, tackling American, Asian, Italian, French and Mexican dishes, but my cookery remains fairly simple.

And yet even I sometimes find the process too laborious for words.

Now, granted, I tend to overdo. I roam all around town collecting mostly organic ingredients from Whole Foods, Ranch Foods Direct, Mountain Mama and Savory Spice Shop, occasionally scoring specialty items from the Santa Fe School of Cooking, Asia Pacific Market, the Colorado Farm & Art Market or Spencer’s Gardens.

I’ve acquired enough stainless pots and pans, cast-iron Dutch ovens, rice cookers, food processors, knives and cookbooks to open a very small and ultimately unsuccessful restaurant.

And I spend hours scouring the Innertubes for tasty treats like those served up in Martha Rose Shulman‘s New York Times column, Recipes for Health.

Thus, when sloth overcame me last evening I didn’t waddle out to the car for a quick trip to Mickey D’s. Instead, I consulted my refrigerator and pantry, then whipped up a simple Shulman dish — sautéed spinach with mushrooms — poured it over some al dente fusilli and sprinkled the lot with Parmigiano-Reggiano.

Now there’s a happy meal for you.

In the pink

The Vespa LX50
Il Douche remained parked today. Porca madonna!

I had hoped to take the Vespa out for a spin in honor of the Giro d’Italia, which began today with a team time trial, but it was not to be. It remained parked next to the lawnmower, which at least got rolled out of the garage and then rolled right back in without so much as a tug on its starter cord.

Those In Authority at VeloNews.com had thunk up a couple of new wrinkles they hadn’t told me much about until D-Day (the off-site contractor is always the last to know) and so the usual Saturday chores took just a wee bit longer today and involved several of the famous words that introduced George Carlin to the Supreme Court. The only two-wheeler I straddled, briefly, was human-powered, if you will concede that I am human, which is a subject of debate in some circles.

The fun continues tomorrow with a mostly flat stage that all agree practically has Mark Cavendish’s name spray-painted all over it. In the Manxman’s honor, however prematurely, I’m drinking beer instead of wine. We have a jug of Yellow Kite pilsner from the fine folks at Bristol Brewing, and a sixer of Red Chair NW Pale Ale from Deschutes Brewery, a longtime favorite here at the DogHaus.

We’re likely to need all of it to put out the fire from the tinga poblana I made last night. It’s a stew with chunks of pork, chorizo and chipotle chiles, and I think I put in a couple-three chiles too many, because the goddamn thing is nuclear. I’m surprised the leftovers didn’t burn their way straight through the bottom of the refrigerator and head straight for the earth’s core, which is only slightly hotter.

Chop, chop

Lamb chops
New dishes stretch the brain, sometimes to the breaking point.

Yesterday Herself got a hankering for lamb chops, something I never cook, so I cast around online for a recipe, hit the Whole Paycheck and got busy.

Turns out it’s pretty simple stuff — season four loin chops with paprika, salt and pepper, brown ’em in olive oil, add some halved shallots and stuff the whole mess into the oven at 400 for a few minutes.

Plate the lamb, then add some quartered plum tomatoes, kalamata olives and flat-leaf parsley to the skillet, toss, and serve it up alongside some wild rice and seared Brussels sprouts. Fast fast fast. A glass or two of Chateau du Cengele Côtes de Provence 2006 and you’re good to go.

I slightly undercooked the Brussels sprouts, but you can’t have everything. Not at Chez Dog, anyway. The chef de cuisine is as short-tempered as he is inept.

A fairytale of Bibleburg

¡Que bueno!
Careful, señores ... hot plate! Er, uh, hot bowl!

Given the nature of our impending Christmas Day feast — a quantity absurd of dead bird, with spuds, stuffing, etc. — I thought tonight’s meal should be something less, um, burly.

Hence, a Spanish vegetable soup with chickpeas and chard from Martha Rose Shulman’s “Recipes for Health.” You don’t need a salad with this bad boy because it is a salad — a hot, wet one full of tomatoes, chickpeas, garlic, onion, carrots, turnips, cabbage, Swiss chard and flat-leaf parsley.

A Spanish soup calls for a Spanish wine, thus the 2009 Penelope Sanchez.

Meanwhile, Herself has already made our Christmas dessert, a raspberry cobbler. If I showed it to you now, you wouldn’t have any appetite left for dinner. First vegetables, then dessert.

Now, if you’ll excuse me, Herself and I have a date to dance to “Fairytale of New York.” Y’all dance with the one what brung ye, and we’ll see you tomorrow.