Archive for the ‘Cops and robbers’ Category

Super, heroes

December 11, 2019

“Just one more thing. …”
Photo hijacked from the Internet. So impeach me already.

So this is impeachment.

With just two counts at the moment — basically, being a dick and punking Congress — it feels a lot like a cop catching one of the FBI’s Most Wanted driving a stolen Brinks truck full of automatic weapons, fentanyl, and dead teenagers, and then warning the guy about a busted taillight and waving him on before getting back to his donut.

I’m not sure this is gonna be must-see TV for a viewing audience grown fat on “Watchmen,” “Avengers: Endgame” and “Crisis on Infinite Earths.” It’s more like Mickey Mouse.

And anyway, seriously, fuck a bunch of Batman. I think a lot of us would settle for Columbo right about now.

Where’s the fire?

April 20, 2019

Looks like the moonies are wearing orange jumpsuits these days.

(drops trou’) “In your eyes, Lieutenant Bradshaw.”*

* A tip of the peeper’s fedora to Ruth-less gumshoe Nick Danger and The Firesign Theatre.