I see Der Trumpenführer has ordered the Wehrmacht to invade Portland.
What are they gonna do? Surround this guy? Waterboard him? Does Sec’y Kegsbreath have any idea of how much it rains in Oregon?
Category: Derision
UN-real
Der Trumpenführer addresses the United Nations General Assembly.
His remarks sounded better in the original German, of course.
The Dullard Lame-o
Gautama H. Buddha on a flying zabuton, how does someone get this fucking stupid in just one lifetime?
Best argument for reincarnation I’ve ever seen.
We are in the moist and clammy paws of the Bizarro World Buddhists, and this slobbering eejit is their Dalai Lama. His Assholiness.
Speaking of the actual DL, there is absolutely no truth to the rumor that His Holiness has declined reincarnation, saying, “If Yosemite Samsāra over there keeps coming back, I’m giving it a miss.”
Bad cops! No donuts!
Jesus H. Christ in a Salvadoran slammer, but these Junior G-Persons are even dumber than I thought.
And mind you, I thought they were plenty fuckin’ dumb.
So, former FBI director James Comey posts a pix of seashells on a beach arranged to spell “86 47,” the first two digits of which any old retired copy editor knows mean “refuse to serve” and/or “eject or ban.”
And Kristi Kreme, Tulsi Gobshite and Cash Patel get their tactical boxers in a Kevlar bunch and screech that he’s calling for Beelzebozo’s assassination and/or “issuing a hit” on him.
It’s like an unfunny reboot of “Get Smart,” with Mel Gibson at the helm instead of Mel Brooks. Linus had a better security blanket than this.
Heil to the queef
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