His August Majesty, the Emperor Turkus Jerkus I, Attacker of Feet, Drinker From Sinks, and Filler of Litterboxes, is currently posing for your edification and enlightenment via The TurkenCam®. That is all.
• Editor’s note: ‘Is Lordship has left the building.
The Boo is exhausted from unwrapping all of his presents.
Editor’s note: The BooCam® is off line. Please, try to contain your disappointment.
• Late update: Mister Boo has returned to his trailer to study the script. Takes longer than you might think when you only have the one good eye and require 23 hours of naptime per day.
Live from the Tower of Power at the ultra-posh Chez Dog in cosmopolitan Bibleburg, it’s the TurkenCam!
• Late update: I’m taking ‘Is Lordship off line for a bit while I sift through some options to this beat-up old USB webcam and take a bit of healthful outdoor exercise.
• Even later update: Anyone dying to see KittyVision® in TurkenScope© will be sorely disappointed with me and my antiquated technology. Dead batteries, lost cables and general ineptitude have delayed production of our Magical Menagerie Tour. But don’t touch that dial. …
My mom-in-law, Mary Pigeon, turns (mumblemumble) today, and the kinfolk are throwing her a birthday bash in Sin City.
I was unable to attend, Nov. 5 being the day I always wash my scalp, so I thought I’d slap together this little video by way of atonement.
Happy birthday, Mary — and many more.
P.S.: Whadja get me for your birthday?
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