That wasn’t a Glenn Miller big-band number they heard yesterday at the rally in Pennsylvania.

Those folks were dancing to another sort of tune altogether. The Black Rifle Boogie.

As has become traditional, before the echoes of the gunfire faded, the Keyboard Kommandos Rapid Response Team — “Last to Know, First to Blow, We Will Defend to the Death Our Right to Remain Misinformed” — instantly let fly in all directions at once.

I do not intend to do that here, beyond observing that when one has a country full of cuckoos and bang-bangs the two are liable to find each other. Frankly, given the prevailing political conditions, I’m astonished it took this long for them to come together and make music.

You’re listening to the Armed Propaganda Network. Don’t touch that dial!

It’s number one with a bullet.