Gautama H. Buddha on a flying zabuton, how does someone get this fucking stupid in just one lifetime?

Best argument for reincarnation I’ve ever seen.

We are in the moist and clammy paws of the Bizarro World Buddhists, and this slobbering eejit is their Dalai Lama. His Assholiness.

Speaking of the actual DL, there is absolutely no truth to the rumor that His Holiness has declined reincarnation, saying, “If Yosemite Samsāra over there keeps coming back, I’m giving it a miss.”