OK, can we all agree that any headline that includes the phase “Trump says” is not worth the pixels it’s printed with?

At this stage of the Brain Syph he’s just farting higher than his ass, and which end of him smells worse has to be up for grabs, if you’re wearing rubber gloves and have a cattle prod handy.

Shit, he doesn’t even know what he wants to steal anymore — Greenland or Iceland.

If I were running the Walt Disney Company I’d be concerned. The crazy fucker might be coming for Disneyland.