The Wicked Witch of the White House thinks Beelzebozo can chant “Habeas corpus!” and make people disappear.

Uh, no.

If I were the secretary of homeland security and I couldn’t even secure my purse at a burger joint, I might keep my pancaked, plumped-up piehole shut for a spell.

I hope Sen. Maggie Hassan was wearing gloves when she handed this bimbo’s ass to her. Oz only knows what she’s been up to with those flying monkeys.