Well, now that we’ve made a mess of this place, I see we’re scoping out some new real estate.
Mars looks like a fixer-upper to me — “Kansas without the corn,” say mission scientists — so no doubt we’ll get a good price and a hell of an interest rate.
I don’t expect we’ll get the damage deposit back on this rental, though.
Hope the new neighbors are cool. Hey, look, the Welcome Wagon! Ack ack ack!