Best jokes so far about Art O’DeDeal pissing in the Lincoln Memorial Reflecting Pool:

“It looks like they’re brewing Yodas in there.” — David Roth, Defector

“Some poor unsuspecting person is going to trip and fall into that stuff and become a @Marvel supervillain.” — a commenter unearthed by Tom Sullivan at Digby’s place.

Actually, it’s too late for that: Marvel Comics already has the Green Goblin, one of Spider-Man’s earliest adversaries. Dude experimented on himself with an unstable chemical and developed an alternate, evil personality that became the president of the United States — twice.

OK, so I made that last part up. But it would explain a lot.