Posts Tagged ‘Orange Julius Caesar’

Shelter from the Sturm und Drang

February 8, 2021

Sen. DeMille (R-Rome) makes a point of order.

Herself was giddy with anticipation this morning, chirping merrily about impeachment.

“It’s trial, not impeachment,” I mumbled as I lurched creakily out of bed. “He’s already been impeached. Twice.”

“Don’t give me any of your semantics,” she retorted, then sang, “Impeachment, impeachment, impeachment,” as she flounced out of the bedroom and back to her office, where she had already begun flogging herself with NPR’s “Morning Edition.”

Frankly, I have been enjoying hearing and reading next to nothing about you-know-who, which of course is exactly what they want. Who are “they,” you ask? You know. Them. Those guys.

I know, I know. He’s got it coming. And I’d like to see him get it, too. I mean, you don’t not prosecute the guy who robs the bank just because he had already fled the scene with the dinero. And chapeau to the House for taking another swing at this fat orange piñata.

But it all feels like one of those cast-of-thousands movies where all the wrong Romans wind up on the pointy end of the sword or quietly bleeding out in a bath somewhere. There are too many senators who think they can be the next Orange Julius Caesar, if only they can ensure that the rabble doesn’t get its togas in a twist.

Orange Julius Caesar killed Spartacus

February 5, 2020

Can we impeach the sonofabitch again?
This time for homicide?

He did it by giving that bloated scumbag Flush Limburger the Presidential Medal of Freedom, the same honor Kirk Douglas received from Jimmy Carter.

Douglas died today at his home in Beverly Hills. He was 103.

Interesting notes: He made his bones with “Champion,” based on a Ring Lardner story of the same name. And his favorite movie apparently was “Lonely Are the Brave,” which was based on an Ed Abbey novel, “The Brave Cowboy.” I had no idea that was his fave; I certainly liked both stories, the way I like all Lardner and Abbey stories.

And I loved me some Kirk Douglas movies.

Today, we are all Spartacus. Except for, well, you know. That guy.

 

We deliver for you

April 12, 2018

Soon to be thrown through a major White House window.

I dunno why Orange Julius Caesar is going after Amazon and the U.S. Postal Service.

People are gonna read that James Comey book even if they have to go to an actual bookstore and pick it up themselves.

MAGAbytes

January 29, 2017
What, you haven't heard they have a National Mall in DeeCee?

Don’t wanna live like a refugee.

I think this whole “Make America Great Again” thing is gonna be harder than anyone thought. Especially the orange fella.

It can happen here

March 15, 2016
What, you haven't heard they have a National Mall in DeeCee?

What, you haven’t heard they have a National Mall in DeeCee? Where there’s a mall, there’s an Orange Julius. …

“Why, where in all history has there ever been a people so ripe for a dictatorship as ours!” – Sinclair Lewis, “It Can’t Happen Here”