I see Wile E. Musk is fucking up the fishing off Boca Chica again.

I happened to glance at The New York Times homepage about 90 seconds before launch, saw the live coverage from the X-Man’s spin doctors, and stuck around to see what happened.

Boom, is what. Actually, more like boom boom.

How long before Wile E. blames this latest “rapid unscheduled disassembly” on the Jewish space lasers?

Meanwhile, who’s ready to go to Mars? Show of hands? Anybody?