Freedom of the purr-ess

“Good evening. OK, you. Shut the fuck up. Next stupid question. OK, you. Shut the fuck up and get out. Next stupid question. …”

Hoo-boy, can Miss Mia Sopaipilla take a piss in the press pool or what?

I gotta quit leaving the TV on when I go out for a ride. She’s getting notions from somewhere.

I mean, I feed her and clean her litter box, and she won’t even take my questions.