I’ve finally managed to lose my damn’ reading glasses after thousands of unsuccessful attempts, just in time for tomorrow’s shift in the virtual barrel at VeloNews.com. Expect typos in abundance.
I do have a set of bifocal “computer glasses” that I rarely use for actual computer work — they seem better suited to drawing cartoons — so, unlike Fearless Fly, who only had the one set, I am not entirely powerless. But these double-jointed sonsabitches give me a headache.
Come to think of it, so does editing. O, Lord, I will be gobbling the Advil like popcorn tomorrow.
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One thing that sucks about getting old is losing your glasses and not having the visual acuity to find the damn things.
Good luck, from one who has been there.
Woody Allen once said “I don’t need my glasses to drive, just to find my car.”
At this point, I need ’em for both.