Think of all of the poor men forced to take thousands of dollars of pharmaceuticals, just to maintain multiple hour erections.
and to go and poke fun at them.
… poke.
that is kind of funny.
“How low do you suppose they will go?”
Morning applications preferred!
“I feel strangely drawn to the place,” said Ted Haggard.
“No firm offers rejected.”
“Enhanced amenities.”
“Low down payment.” (as suggested by my wife)
“A stunning forest of hardwoods, right at your backdoor.”
“An active adult community.”
Stiff competition in the retirement home industry?
I vote for O’Grady’s. And I’m not even sucking up (pun not quite intended). Although the “stunning forest of hardwoods, right at your back door” line is pretty damn good, as well. The Haggard reference just takes the topical cake, at least for us Colorado Springs residents.
All that said, I still have no bright n’ snappy captions.
So, the residents will be called Woodies?
Better than Deadwood i suppose.
The old sign from Bunghole liquors comes to mind. Their moto was, “We’re not number one but we’re up there!”
“Join Mama ‘n Papa Woody for some Dickens Cider. Even if ya don’t stay up long, ya can always come again.”
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I don’t get it.
are erections funny?
Think of all of the poor men forced to take thousands of dollars of pharmaceuticals, just to maintain multiple hour erections.
and to go and poke fun at them.
… poke.
that is kind of funny.
“How low do you suppose they will go?”
Morning applications preferred!
“I feel strangely drawn to the place,” said Ted Haggard.
“No firm offers rejected.”
“Enhanced amenities.”
“Low down payment.” (as suggested by my wife)
“A stunning forest of hardwoods, right at your backdoor.”
“An active adult community.”
Stiff competition in the retirement home industry?
I vote for O’Grady’s. And I’m not even sucking up (pun not quite intended). Although the “stunning forest of hardwoods, right at your back door” line is pretty damn good, as well. The Haggard reference just takes the topical cake, at least for us Colorado Springs residents.
All that said, I still have no bright n’ snappy captions.
So, the residents will be called Woodies?
Better than Deadwood i suppose.
The old sign from Bunghole liquors comes to mind. Their moto was, “We’re not number one but we’re up there!”
“Join Mama ‘n Papa Woody for some Dickens Cider. Even if ya don’t stay up long, ya can always come again.”