Bibleburg has become a laboratory for neotard Grover Frankenquist’s dream experiment — shrinking government to the point where it can be drowned in a Hilton bathtub by a skinny chickenhawk — and wouldn’t you know it? That darned left-wing commniss media has done took notice.
Naturally, the story in the local cage-liner is about the darned left-wing commniss media taking notice rather than the appalling state of the local body politic, which seems to think that one digs potatoes from gravy and that God will water the parks, if He’s not too dehydrated from pissing on the fags.
This dim viewpoint may have its roots in our economic base, an unholy trinity of the industrial Christian, military and tourism complexes. As another Gaslight story notes, while we enjoy a low cost of living — 7.7 percent below the national average in 2009 — we also make shit for wages, a realization that first drove me out of town in the late Seventies:
“Colorado Springs may seem like a bargain area in which to live, but we are no better off living here because our average wages are 8 to 10 percent below the national average,” said Fred Crowley, senior economist for the Southern Colorado Economic Forum. “There is no prize for this race to the bottom.”
Aw, c’mon, Fred — haven’t you ever heard of the lanterne rouge?
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It is heart warming to my state-employed heart to hear that by shrinking gov’ment nothing really seems to get done. Maybe the Left Coast’s resident extreme windbag, and supposed bearer of this year’s Olympic torch (huh? WTF?!?!), would be wise to listen. Oh wait…never mind I forgot. Listening requires a brain AND a thought process not to mention an ability tp reason. Carry on. I apologize for interrupting.
Grover doesn’t seem to get it that he makes a living thanks to the donations of those who would benefit from his proposals. He’s not participating in the free market. He’s a pawn of those who who need this particular private/public Kabuki dance in order to stay on top. Sad, really.
Ideology never protected a border or filled a pot hole. And there’s enough data and evidence that any pure and unfettered application of a particular ideology has failed and will fail. All solutions to real problems require realistic solutions, not fantasy, academic, perfect world versions involving frictionless perpetual motion machines or lessons from talking snakes.
Maybe we wouldn’t be in such a mess if God had created Light first, so he could see what he was doing, and then had created Heaven and Earth??
I think He created Man as a practical joke on the universe.
Or is that the other way ’round?
http://stream.thomcummings.com/god-at-his-computer-gary-larson-cartoon