We can rent a cottage in the Isle of Wight

We have a new champion in the Upperclass Twit of the Year Show, and it ain't Nigel Incubator-Jones.

Meanwhile, from our You Just Can’t Make This Shit Up Department comes this item about British Petroleum’s Tony “I’d Like My Life Back” Hayward pissing off to the southern coast of England to watch his yacht compete in the (wait for it) J.P. Morgan Asset Management Round the Island Race, which circumnavigates the Isle of Wight. It sounds like a Monty Python skit.

On the one hand, it’s almost refreshing to watch a capitalist who really and truly does not give one runny shit about the proles with whom he is condemned to share a planet.

On the other, fuck this guy.

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5 Responses to “We can rent a cottage in the Isle of Wight”

  1. Doug G. Says:

    I hope the F***in’ thing sinks.

  2. james Says:

    Has the Upperclass Twit of the Year award ever NOt been given to a Brit?? I mean the British royals themselves are in top running each and every year.

  3. Boz Says:

    Nothing surprises me, but I doubt we’ll see a public “I’m deeply sorry” speech from him. Knob.

  4. chris Says:

    If it’s not too dear…

  5. Patrick O'Grady Says:

    … we can scrimp and save ….

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