Dave’s not here — but Cheech, Chong and Glenn are

~ Patrick O'Grady

Every now and then you get the idea that Someone is playing a massive practical joke on you.

Actually, I have that feeling all the time. But The Farce is strong with me now, perhaps because both Cheech and Chong and Glenn Beck are coming to Bibleburg.

Not at the same time, of course — the universe would explode. But still. Damn.

I wonder whether Sister Mary Elephant would approve.

17 thoughts on “Dave’s not here — but Cheech, Chong and Glenn are”

  3. My favorite was the description of Sarah Palin and Glenn Beck — “Lipstick and Dipstick”. But ya gotta hand it to folks who can stir up the most rabid support from the folks who get screwed the most under the policies they champion. Heaven help the US of A if these bozos get their hands on the levers of power!

  5. I could have been the son-in-law named Jeff, but her father wouldn’t approve…

  6. Ho, ho. I’d forgotten about “Mexican-Americans.” I used to run around with a bunch of ’em and that bit cracked them up, especially the part about loving education, going to night school, taking Spanish and getting a B.

  7. I thought Cheech and Chong broke up, with Cheech going off to do some serious drama type stuff. Guess I’ve been out of the loop.

    Dysfunction Junction tends to attract those musical acts and artists that you could have swore died in a horrible plane crash around 1987. Loverboy has played here several times in recent years, although why anyone would spend good money to see them is beyond me. And in a couple weeks Bryan Adams (of early MTV fame) will be here singing….come to think of it, I don’t know what he sings. Oh well.

    Now if Timbuk 3 would reunite and tour through here, that would be way cool. On the other hand, “Weird Al” Yankovic toured through a couple years ago, so I guess we’re not the backwater I thought.

    At least we haven’t had Glenn Beck, at least not yet. That isn’t to say he wouldn’t be welcome and feel RIGHT at home: http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2010/10/13/grand-junction-obama-bill_n_760930.html

  8. take the dope from cheech and chong and smoke it to deal with Glenn Becks idiocy. Should make for an evening of severe laughs. Plus being high suspends the disbelief that big butt holes like Beck can thrive in 21st century America.

  10. LOL khal… you got that straight. For the life of me, I just can’t wrap my head around ANYONE really taking these clowns seriously. I guess I’m just that much out of touch with what is really going on politically in this country. More to the point, I guess I just don’t care enough any more. To quote Mr. Dylan: “I used to care, but, things have changed…”

  11. And of course, we have Senate Candidate Christine O’Donnell from Delaware, campaigning on the threat to the nation posed by Weapons of Mass Turbation.

  12. Khal: Ah, Weapons of Mass Turbation. For your listening pleasure, I’ve attached the Christine O’Donnell campaign theme song.

    FAIR WARNING: IT’S NOT SAFE FOR WORK!!!!!
    Friggin’ in The Riggin’ by the Sex Pistols…

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