The Barbour cuts … and runs

Haley Barbour will not be running for the presidency of these here U-nited States of America. Seems he couldn’t find the requisite fire in the belly, and to be fair, it must’ve been quite the hunt.

“I shore thought it was in here some’eres,” said Barbour, sloshing through rancid puddles of barbecue, bourbon, fatback, moonshine, sowbelly, grits and nicotine-drenched jism from Big Tobacco. “Mebbe some nigra stole it.”

Goes to show you how much times have changed since I was a sprout. I remember when you couldn’t find a white guy who would give a black man a job. Now it seems you can’t find one with the balls to take one from him.

7 Responses to “The Barbour cuts … and runs”

  1. John Says:

    Well, to be fair, Obama is after all half white.

  2. john Says:

    Patrick — Your virtual tour of Barbour’s stomach is surely the funnniest thing I’ve seen so far this week. Thanks!

  3. Charley Says:

    Thanks for all the weird bits, it makes life more normal?

    • BenS Says:

      Charley,

      The suspicion is the floating weirdness bits keep the normal bits cowed and backed into a corner. They do a damn fine job of it too.

      Maybe some of the repugs are getting sated and just don’t need to go around terrorizing those not in their herd?

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