This is what we have today. Heaven must be weeping over the stumbles of the Chosen One, who spake loudly and profanely of his desire to be fruitful and multiply with ladies of the female persuasion to whom he was not bound by holy matrimony.
Some of the lesser rats are leaping over the side of this leaky, gold-plated yacht, but it’s too early to tell whether they’ll swim to safety or sink like furry little stones.
The fattest rodents remain on deck, however, with dampened pinkies and flared nostrils testing the wind. Is that water down there or just more of the shit we’re already in, only deeper?
Paul “Lyin'” Ryan is stuck in a Shylockian crisis of his own making (“O, my daughter! O, my ducats!”). He wants it bad in 2020, but does he look principled or premeditated if he rescinds his support now, despite all the other crimes against the Republic committed by Agent Orange?
It’s enough to give a man the blues, for sure.
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The winnah! Your prize is … the satisfaction of a job well done. You’re welcome.
Unf#%#king believabl!; Yet it is. This election cycle is brain damaging to say the least.
We’re all gonna be exhausted. And no matter how the dice roll on Election Day, the real game begins on Nov. 9.
Disgusting human water bag bragging about assaulting women by grabbing lady parts. No further comment.
He’s full of something all right; I’m thinking it’s not water. I’ve been in many locker rooms but never heard anything like that. I’m waiting for Joe Biden to comment on this.
I bet Hurben won’t let any of us in now.
Word. Would you if you were him?
Meanwhile, McSame just came out to say he’s withdrawing his support for Agent Orange. He must think Der Trumpenführer’s antics could imperil his Senate gig.
Of course, McSame — some folks call him “McNasty” — has had his own verbal miscues over the years. So this is basically McPot calling Dirty Donny’s kettle black.
Breathe. You’re blue cause your laughing to hard & you’re not breathing. go for a bike ride and the wold will get better. ……… Then the ride will end and you’ll realize either we are all F……. (Trump quote) or you have a lifetime of material…. Breathe!
Both funny ha-ha and funny sad, isn’t it? I bet a lot of dudes in the Secret Service are rethinking their long-term career strategies. “Fuck this, I’d rather be a security guard at some gated community in the Sunbelt.”