Hey, Ben, I got a chair for you right here. It’s down in the basement too. You must’ve missed it when you were hunting bargains for that office redecoration.
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Wasn’t this the guy who admitted being totally unqualified to run ANYTHING? While that little issue didn’t stop his campaign for President of the United States of America, it should have stopped this. With the “Orange Hitler” administration it’s “only the best people” but when they’re not available for some reason, anyone willing to kiss up to OH seems just fine. One can only wonder what the historians will be saying 100 years from now, trying to explain this mess.
And yet some wonder why we’ve not been contacted by intelligent life from other worlds.
Jesus told him to do it. After all, they did a selfie together.
https://www.esquire.com/news-politics/a39575/ben-carson-jesus-painting/
This constant parade of shit would be funny if it wasn’t so pathetic. Donny Dumpster’s cabinet + a gathering of tools. Or is it fools?
Ben tried living on food stamps once. Didn’t care for ’em. Said they tasted like paper.
Ben…Loves OREO’S
I need an editor, but not you Patrick. I need to slow down and read shit before I submit it. I’m just glad it wasn’t a form for my security clearance. Anywho, the “+” should have been an “=.” And, I am being punished as we speak. It’s snowing here. As far as a $31K dining room set goes, how about this reaction?