Just think: If Lil’ Donny Trump had gone into RoboHoes® instead of real estate, he might not have needed all his daddy’s cash plus an atomic shit-ton of fraud, tax dodges and Christ knows what all to crank up his little used-car-salesman-does-Vegas act.
A stable of Trump Humps™ might have saved him a few porn-star payoffs and a couple divorce settlements, too. Make Junior mop up afterward. That’s money in the bank right there.
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What did you expect from a fucking dotard? Fits right in with Grassley and Boxer.
Neatly done there Patrick. The art is great, too!
This is exactly why he didn’t actually want to win.
Spot on, as usual! HA!
Sorry to hijack this; but for all you Mad Dog fans, Larry and Heather at CycleItalia are featured today at Pez Cycling News!! 🙂
Nice! Looks just like Albuquerque. Except for the not-looking-just-like-Albuquerque parts, which are pretty much all of ’em.
That was a great piece on Larry and Heather’s deluxe tour operation. Much easier on the eyes then my “get off my lawn” comment above.
I didn’t even know that was up until I saw your mention of it! Chris Selden and his father are nice folks – we enjoyed hosting them and showing them some of the features of the resort. The only costly part of visiting us is getting over there, once you’re there you can enjoy as much or as little as your wallet will allow!
Nice write-up!