a bored engineer and/or an attitude problem.
I’ve wanted to bend my phone a time or two. But the urge usually passes.
Get bent
a bored engineer and/or an attitude problem.
a bored engineer and/or an attitude problem.
a bored engineer and/or an attitude problem.
Mad Blog Media 
The phrase “get bent” comes to my mind. Two uses that I can think of right now are dealing with assholes and telling someone to buy a recumbent. In this case the first use would work best. “Want to buy a folding phone” a guy yells at me from the kiosk in the almost deserted mall. Get bent.
Now I have an ear worm. I feel smarter after reading the linked preview. I feel poorer, too.