Whoof, dude, you need some Visine. You’re gonna scare the mystery meat out of your bunkie at the Graybar Hotel with peepers like that.
So, assuming Judge Amy Berman Jackson gives Roger Stone some jail time today, how long do you figure it will take Impeachy the Clown to give him a full, complete and unconditional pardon (and probably the Presidential Medal of Freedom and the helm of the Justice Department to boot)?
Tags: Impeachy the Clown, Roger Stone
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February 20, 2020 at 6:47 am |
Maybe he will wait a day or two.
February 20, 2020 at 8:24 am |
A week, tops. When he does, Barr will quit, and Rotten Rudy will take over DOJ. Deputy Rotten Rudy with Boss “Spanky” Burger as the new sheriff in town. Mitch and Lyndsey will get all excited for a minute, then get back in the ass kissing queue.
Time for a replay of this one.
February 20, 2020 at 10:48 am |
Great song. I’ve had that same thought for decades, Imelda Marcos notwithstanding. I have doubts about Aung San Suu Kyi too.
I always vote. All things being equal and unless I have evidence to the contrary, I don’t vote for the old white guys (like me….).
My sole offspring has been voting for a few years, and I hope I’ve instilled enough thoughtfulness for her to keep her independence.
February 20, 2020 at 5:18 pm |
There has to also be room in the administration, somewhere, for ex-con, ex-Gov. Blago to be appointed to, well, something. Wouldn’t you think? Probably won’t take too long.
February 20, 2020 at 10:43 am |
Stone, the smug son of a bitch, knew from day one that his ass was covered. Now nearly every con man, fraudster, and grifter has hope from actual consequences.
February 20, 2020 at 11:48 am |
I wonder if there is room on his back for a dumpster tattoo? He is a cocky and arrogant little prick.
February 20, 2020 at 5:14 pm |
40 months seems like a light sentence considering he could have gotten 50 years. But it will be an an outrageous abuse in the opinion of The Orange One, so a-pardoning he’ll go. And how about this little tidbit?
Predictable, but still upsetting.
February 20, 2020 at 9:29 pm |
I hope that The Turd let’s him off the hook. Seriously, who gives a fuck what happens to Stone? The man is a tiny bottom feeding, ass licking worm. The result will be just another slap in the face to the folks at the DOJ and what they’ve been trying to do and hopefully that might have some consequences down the road. But, not bloody likely…
February 21, 2020 at 1:43 am |
On a funnier note there’s this. Is this like a guy denying he’s ever used Viagra? 🙂
February 21, 2020 at 6:46 am |
Now that’s funny. I used to think Harrison Ford was kind of all right. But he seems to have mutated into something of a douche over the years.