ByeDon wins. Time for a Cold 45!
Meanwhile, at a golf course somewhere in Virginia, a 3-iron spirals into a water hazard.
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November 7, 2020 at 10:49 am |
At last! But, not finally, unfortunately. Part 1
November 7, 2020 at 10:51 am |
November 7, 2020 at 10:59 am |
We’re just gonna kinda enjoy the moment here at El Rancho Pendejo, Libby. The shit sammich is still very much on the plate, but we don’t have to eat it right this second.
Speaking of shit sammiches, let us all take a moment and bow our heads in prayer for the poor sods at SNL, where every skit planned for tonight’s show just went straight into the round file.
November 7, 2020 at 11:17 am |
Speaking of point of view and sandwich, I’m reminded of Warren Zevon. Zevon’s response to David Letterman’s question (paraphrased), what have you learned about life, “Enjoy every sandwich.”
November 7, 2020 at 11:22 am |
Oh, yeah! When I saw Pat O’B’s comment about enjoying a Cubano my first thought was, “Damn, I want a sammich.”
November 7, 2020 at 11:02 am |
Ha! “Rubberband Man” by The Spinners might work, too. “Hand me down my walking cane…”. Couldn’t find one without an ad or tweaked in some way.
November 7, 2020 at 11:36 am |
Will the warhead go off before we are able to launch the rocket into the sun? We have about 73 days to find out.
“We were able to carefully and quickly dig the fire ant mound out of the ground. We now have 73 seconds to carry the mound out to the pond and toss it off into the watery abyss before the tentacles of ants make their way up the shovel handle and begin to live up to their fire ant name.”
Or better yet. “The bus with the escaped convict is careening down the highway. Law enforcement is doing all they can to keep the public safe but the convict-in-bus is running cars off the road, running over any cyclists that are along his path, and tossing scoops of bullshit out the bus’s windows at innocent citizens – bullshit that he has religiously collected in mypillow pillow cases during his incarceration. Participatory instigators on the bus are escaping out the rear by jumping out onto the rough chip-seal roadway, some of which not able to survive the bone breaking, skin tearing road rash that results from their tumble. Law enforcement has only 73 more miles to try and keep the destruction to a minimum before the bus reaches the end of the road and the cliff. The cliff that is treacherous enough, and high enough where Vlad’s ladder cannot reach the top. May the tires on the bus stay inflated long enough to keep the destruction to a minimum.”
“It’s the end of the world as we know it. It’s the end of the world as we know it. and I feel fine……”
Good luck Joe !
November 7, 2020 at 11:43 am |
I want to see th movie – work more on the script please.
November 7, 2020 at 2:25 pm |
He can pack a my pillow up his fat ass.
November 7, 2020 at 7:33 pm |
The wheels on the bus go round and round….
November 7, 2020 at 12:01 pm |
Well, 290 and it’s sprinkling rain. Hot damn.
November 7, 2020 at 12:58 pm |
I understand that in Arizona you can now enjoy a 420 while relishing attaining a 270. Unless perhaps you are Sheriff Joe Ara-piewhole.
November 7, 2020 at 2:23 pm |
You are correct Shawn! Plus we all voted, a majority anyway, to tax the rich to provide more school funding. This whole state is becoming more like Bisbee!
November 7, 2020 at 2:58 pm |
Don’t let the Main Gate hit you in the ass, Donnie!
November 7, 2020 at 3:06 pm |
I hope there was a careful tally of the silverware and whatnot taken back in late 2016. We’ll want a strip search and cavity check on the way out, too.
“Yo, loser, bend over, show me that round brown, and cough. I wanna see if you’re hiding a candelabra up there.”
November 7, 2020 at 3:34 pm |
I’m sure there are a few Americans who would love help him smuggle a candelabra out, if you know what I mean.
November 7, 2020 at 4:22 pm |
I would pay real money to see the main gate hit the Dumpster in the ass on his way out.
November 7, 2020 at 4:38 pm |
I would pay real money to see anything hit him in the ass. As long as it’s at least as big as his ass. We want a fair fight here.
November 7, 2020 at 5:32 pm |
Give Stormy a call.
November 7, 2020 at 6:18 pm |
Headline from Scottish newspaper “South Ayreshire Golf Club Owner Loses 2020 Election”.
https://www.ayrshiredailynews.co.uk/post/south-ayrshire-golf-club-owner-loses-2020-presidential-election
November 7, 2020 at 7:33 pm |
Now that’s what I call funny. Well played by the Ayreshire Daily News.
November 7, 2020 at 6:40 pm |
I will, of course be sinking several of these bad boys..
https://www.nzherald.co.nz/business/us-election-new-zealands-behemoth-brewerys-dump-the-trump-beer-sales-spike/CPFLXPQAWXUBZCRBEKZXI5FY4Q/
I also have a few of their “Impeachment” ales in the fridge
November 7, 2020 at 7:35 pm |
Cel-a-braaaaa-tion … we’re gonna celebrate and have a good time. …”