It never rains, but it pours

It looks like feckin’ Ireland over by the Menaul trailhead.

We New Mexicans should probably apologize to the Pacific Northwest for stealing their climate.

But hey, you left it unlocked with the keys in the ignition, so. …

Puddles on the Duke City trails are as rare as original thought in government. (See the latest iteration of publicly funded downtown stadiums for privately owned sports teams.) This in a town where we have a six-pack of dudes — half of them part-time — to plug holes in the bike paths along which the homeless pitch their festive tents.

Standing water on a Duke City trail in July? Truly these are dire portents of the End Times.

In DeeCee, meanwhile … well, the less said about that, the better. But can we at least agree that a few more Republicans would be on board the Investigation Train if the treasonous fucks who invaded the U.S. Capitol, pounding a few John Laws along the way, had been socialist, gay, people of color, or any combination thereof? You know: Democrats?

Jesus H., etc. In Hell Mao is all like, “Damn, and I thought I had a cult of personality going on.” But this feels more like the Israelites and their golden calf, only with “Christians” and a plastic pig from the Dollar Store rattle-canned with metallic-gold Krylon.

This sort of behavior failed to amuse either Moses or the Lord, as I recall. Doesn’t do shit for me, either.

Speaking of things that are a monkey or two short of a full barrel, I see we’re back to wearing our face panties.

Bernalillo County is tagged orange, with a “substantial” level of community transmission, so the CDC would like us to cover up when visiting indoor public spaces, shots or no shots.

Oh, good. I was already sick of seeing smiling faces and understanding the speech emerging from same.

The bright side is that in the past two weeks a half-dozen family members from far and wide have been able to visit Herself the Elder before the portcullis drops again, as seems likely. So, yay, etc.. May yis all be in Heaven a half hour before the Devil knows you’re dead.

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7 Responses to “It never rains, but it pours”

  1. khal spencer Says:

    “…only with “Christians” and a plastic pig from the Dollar Store rattle-canned with metallic-gold Krylon.”

    Thanks. I needed a good laugh! Not too thrilled about the face panties, either. I think there is a good chance that like the flu, this will go on forever with different flavors. Will face panties, like underwear, become an official part of our clothing habits?

  2. Pat O’Brien Says:

    Hey, you can take the electric bus to the new stadium. BOHICA.
    SAO is correct, face masks are part of the uniform until stupid people get vaccinated, which ain’t likely.
    Dude with the spear in the Capital building should have had a double tap center of mass first time he approached the cop after being warned not to move.
    And Karen Fann needs to go to jail, do not pass go, do not collect $200. Cyber Ninja comes to my door, this disease has not spread to Cochise County yet because we don’t have the 11K thousand votes that Trump told Fann to find, I will give them the “get off my lawn treatment.” At least the guy in Georgia had the courage to tell the traitor no.

    • SAO' Says:

      I think we need to take our mask game up a notch. Add a Devo flower pot hat. Plus a doggie Victorian collar. And a vest with randomly flashing LED lights.

      (LED lights? Light emitting diode lights?? Thats like saying the NATO Organization. Or the B in Benoit B Mandelbrot stands fit Benoit B Mandelbrot.)

  3. Pat O’Brien Says:

    The dumpster’s speech in Phoenix, the AZ COVID-19 hotspot with 37% percent vaccination and 15% positive test rate, was another orange super spreader event. Stupid is as stupid does.

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