That wasn’t a Glenn Miller big-band number they heard yesterday at the rally in Pennsylvania.
Those folks were dancing to another sort of tune altogether. The Black Rifle Boogie.
As has become traditional, before the echoes of the gunfire faded, the Keyboard Kommandos Rapid Response Team — “Last to Know, First to Blow, We Will Defend to the Death Our Right to Remain Misinformed” — instantly let fly in all directions at once.
I do not intend to do that here, beyond observing that when one has a country full of cuckoos and bang-bangs the two are liable to find each other. Frankly, given the prevailing political conditions, I’m astonished it took this long for them to come together and make music.
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Bump stock???? That you,Alito?
Nicely done! As you said, no one should be surprised by this. Dumpster is lucky is wasn’t a trained shooter.
The phrase “dodging a bullet” springs to mind, no?
It does! And, that was a nice touch at the end with the link. Bullet Records, who knew?
I’m not sure where I first heard the phrase “No. 1 with a bullet.” Could’ve been George Carlin. Could’ve been The Mothers on their “Fillmore East” live album, where it played a prominent role in a salacious segue into “Happy Together,” featuring ex-Turtles Flo and Eddie.
These things pile up in the back of my noggin like obsolete bike parts in the garage.
And now the classified documents case has been dismissed. The guy is a political Mr. Magoo.
Jesus H. Christ. I saw that just before I left for the daily bike ride. Elevated my heart rate before I ever got out of the garage.
Cannon was basically a pole dancer for this orange asshole with the dollar bills pasted to his forehead. She should get reversed promptly on appeal. But “promptly” doesn’t mean “before the election.”
Perhaps we should have a conspiracy theory of our own? The assassination attempt was a false flag op complete with crisis actors. Then Cannon was told to dismiss the documents case today when the RNC starts. This was all arranged by the Illuminati who think you’ve voted enough and are taking control of the federal government. Sounds believable, heh?
I gotta admit, my first thought was “Bullshit!” An assassination attempt in a solidly Republican venue so soon after the Biden stumbles? It smelled like someone trying to nail the lid on the coffin while the patient remained ambulatory.
I forgot Hanlon’s Razor: “Never attribute to malice that which is adequately explained by stupidity.” Or in this instance, perhaps, insanity.
Donald J is damn lucky that we live in a nation where some think there is One Rifle to rule them all, one Rifle to find them, One Rifle to bring them all, and in the darkness bind them; In the Land of The Dumpster where the shadows lie.
Frankly, if Mr. Assassin has crawled up there with a proper heavy barrel match rifle and scope (note what the counter snipers were using), Mr. T might now be pushing up daisies. This guy forgot the warning: if you are going to come for the king, you better not miss.
Whatta world. Donald J. dodges lawyers, judges, Congress, and now bullets. Makes one wonder if this is some sort of novel.
I’m starting to believe there is a Higher Power. And that it’s the Devil.