Shits happen

“Tell Bezos to add Mickey D’s kiosks to these crunchy-granola stores of his.”

Jaysis, the Foods Hole was nuts this morning.

I couldn’t tell whether the ravening hordes were preparing to:

(a) Mark the final Thanksgiving before fascism;

(b) Celebrate the impending arrival of fascism, or;

(c) Stock up on four years’ worth of grub that has gotten at least a casual look-see from Big Gummint before all the food inspectors get laid off/processed into Soylent Green@ brand “liverwurst.”

9 thoughts on “Shits happen

  1. They’ll get my Big Mac from my cold, dead hands. If they do that, pardon me while I whip this out, I will use this full auto McRib with super size fries!

  2. Ok. So now I have this image of iL Oraunch-e’ (aka: pumpkin face) sitting at “no longer his” desk in the Oval Office in January of 2029 and he’s starting to get upset because the folks in the white coats have come to take him away. He reaches into his desk drawer and pulls out a bag with a 2-week old take out order and as he stands to face the soon to be converging whiteness, he shouts “Say Hello to my little Big Mac”.

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