There’s a chain across this dump and a sign that says “Closed on Thanksgiving.”
The tears in your eyes notwithstanding, you’re gonna have to find another place to put the garbage.
Hope you have a Thanksgiving dinner that couldn’t be beat. Keep an eye out for Officer Obie. You know what to tell the shrink.
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Happy Thanksgiving, all. And please spare the turkey’s life.
We et us a chicken. Well, two thighs’ worth, anyway. But there were vegetables too. …
Happy Thxg. And greetings from the Group W bench.
Back atcha, Hoss. …
With respect I have done my part to maintain the food processing industrial complex and am preparing Mr. Sid Delicious for the old smoker. I’m as sure as an orange turd voter that my bird was raised humanely in a squeaky clean facility and fed a wholesome diet of corn chips and dark beer. – I know because that is what the person on “X” told me.
Here’s wishing all you other 5,018 visitors to this site today have a wonderful Thanksgiving and remember to think of the First Nation’s people who were generous enough to let us spend time with them before we kindly pushed them off to the side.
Cheers!
Well said re: The Original Americans, many of whom probably wish they’d had a stronger immigration policy Back in the Day®.