When I was 26 you didn’t see me taking my manifesto to McDonald’s, nosirree.
My résumé, maybe.
Or was that Long John Silver’s? Whatevs. I’d passed my sell-by date at The Arizona Daily Star, that was for sure. Goddamn cocaine anyway. …
These kids today
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This guy isn’t exactly a criminal mastermind. Didn’t he ever hear about laying low and letting things cool off? A 3D printed receiver for a semi-auto 9mm is pretty sophisticated. Didn’t know the 3D technology had progressed that quickly. More guns, untraceable ones at that. That will make the streets safer.
Huh. Turns out our man is less Che Guevara and more Che Cazzo. Who knew?
Yea, the guy should have gone to the Wharton School at UPenn. Then he would have been a stable genius capable of hiding, destroying, or not leaving evidence of the crime. Wait a minute…..
Could we have some crossing of timelines here, or a crack in the Multiverse? Is Guido Manifesto some other reality’s Donald Trump who slipped across the border?
I mean, think about it. Both from wealthy backgrounds, enjoyed first-class educations while remaining dumb as fuck, both like the Mickey D’s. …
The only real differences are (a) Guido looks like he could get laid without pasting a thousand-dollar bill to his forehead, and (2) he actually (and also allegedly) pulled a trigger himself instead of hiring it out.
Oh, yeah, and (c) Trump ain’t never ridden no greydog nowhere, nohow. Not even with the John Laws dogging his easily followed trail of Big Mac crumbs.
Hey, Pat, the additive manufacturing has gotten pretty good. But you gotta test it first and know how to fit the plastic shit to the steel shit. Esp. if you are 3D printing the silencer, too.
The guy, according to the NY Times, was the valedictorian of an expensive private high school. I’m not surprised. Seems these elite, privileged kiddos want to change the world. But one bullet at a time?
Making a gun at home that works right is not as easy as it is advertised, at least from what I have read. And putting a home made suppressor on it makes it even more challenging to get it right. Which explains the misfires and unspent ammo found on the scene.
Still, for someone who graduated at the top of his class at an expensive private school, apparently he never read up on ditching the gun in a deep lake. Was caught red handed with the fucking thing.
When I was 26 I was recovering from having my brain rearranged after getting lofted over a car while riding my bike to campus. Yeah, my health care plan was dogshit when it came to that incident. But never occurred to me to make the world safe for health care, one 9 mm slug at a time.
As O’G said the other day, it will take more than cutting off one head of the hydra at a time.
Hey, guys. If this fellow really was worthy of an Italian slur, he would have known to ditch the gun and get away clean rather than be caught red handed in a McDonalds, still carrying all the goods. I bet he didn’t even watch The Godfather to see how Michael Corleone offed that NYPD Captain. He was too pampered and Americanized.
My grandpa’s name was Luigi Bonati. According to family legend, he had trouble with the Mob, but had the smarts to leave town and change his name without leaving a trail of cannoli crumbs behind him. And our cat’s name was Guido; he was a Russian Blue/Siamese mix and way smarter than our Freedumb Fighter.
Apparently Our Hero is fighting extradition back to NY. Probably on the grounds that he is a role model (I guess he left an incriminating manifesto) rather than a dumbfuck killer.
Whatta world. What might happen next? Health insurance goes up to pay for 24/7 bodyguard protection for health insurance CEOs?
Agree with O’G on one thing. He looks like he could score a pretty nice date without putting a bag over his head.
My favorite Guido was Fr. Guido Sarducci. He killed too. But in a good way.
The Bonati family was made up of kind people. Well, except for me.