Well, the bad news is that the DOGEbags are on the verge of learning — well, basically, everything about U.S. individuals and corporations — with the goal of making Elon Musk and his billionaire buccaneers even richer than they already are.
The good news is that asteroid 2024 YR4 may blow us all to smithereens, rich and poor alike, when it arrives around Christmas 2032.
Might I suggest that Skippy the Dipshit pull his snout out of our butts for a moment to commandeer Thor’s hammer from Marvel Studios, zip up to 2024 YR4 in an armored Cybertruck Starship, and swat the pesky rock into the heart of the Klingon Empire?
Of course, Cap’n Skippy might not pack quite a wallop once he’s off-planet, where money is just so many pictures of dead presidents, most of whom were not drooling, raving embarrassments. But at least it would keep his sticky little fingers out of our pockets for a while.
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I see that in today’s news that the USDA is now trying to rehire the avian flu folks they purged. Much like the NNSA folks. What a f’ing shit show.
F-Elon can’t get off the planet fast enough for me. Dog help us all.
I hope they’re asking for more money when they receive their “please come back to work” letters.
Sorta makes a fella pine for the good ol’ days of Rick “Department of Oops” Perry and “Heckuva Job” Brownie, dunnit?
As much as it pains me to admit, yes. I really miss the “good” ol’ daze of just incompetence.
Congress abides while DC burns.
You’d think they’d have to stand up now and then, if only to rub a little Neosporin into those rug burns on the knees and elbows.
Preparation H perhaps?
Lord, I apologize for making fun of assholes in congress. I mean congress’s assholes. Whatever.
I knew the Orange Asshole would screw over Ukraine, but not this fast https://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/americas/us-politics/trump-ukraine-war-zelensky-rant-b2701005.html
He wanted to seize Ukraine and rename it “Trumpsylvania,” but nobody on staff knew how to spell it. Plus it sounds like the name of an old East German stereo console.
He will give Ukraine to putin just like he gave Afghanistan to the taliban. He probably already did it in his first phone call to putin. Then he will brag about making peace. “Only I can do it.”
Try this one too: https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/opinion/incompetence-leavened-with-malignity/ar-AA1zmPee?ocid=hpmsn&cvid=8f67d5e2aea8444fab67a7bab226e13c&ei=73
Yup, read that at The Atlantic. Cohen pulled no punches. Neither did Tom Nichols.
In 2032, the Orange Asshole will be prepping for yet another inauguration, a tradition he likes to perpetuate even though he abolished elections long ago.
I dunno. Could be King Junior I by then. Or Queen Ivanka.
Unfortunately, 2024 YR4 is only big enough to take out a city. I think at this point, the human race needs some sterner medicine.
Anybody else looking up plans for a guillotine? I think those tiki torch thingees would work reasonably well as head spikes.
Robespierre !
Putain de technologie moderne de Auto-Spell !