The Wicked Witch of the White House thinks Beelzebozo can chant “Habeas corpus!” and make people disappear.
Uh, no.
If I were the secretary of homeland security and I couldn’t even secure my purse at a burger joint, I might keep my pancaked, plumped-up piehole shut for a spell.
I hope Sen. Maggie Hassan was wearing gloves when she handed this bimbo’s ass to her. Oz only knows what she’s been up to with those flying monkeys.
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I keep thinking I’ve seen the worst of this administration. Then something like this happens.
It’s nothing but flim-flam men, wicked witches, and flying monkeys all the way down.
There’s a song for that feeling. Yea, that’s where I go these days, songs.
Or this one.
So, ahh, what was the name of Kristi Noem’s dog.? Emm ahhh… TARGET.! ( poor Target, poor poor Target )
Bada boom, bada bing!
Well, I learned a brand new word, just coined by a speaker today. The word is equalize. How good is that? You know, like groceries, which is a paper bag filled up with different things. He defined that for us last month. Man, this mofo must have a really large brain. Let’s ask him.
And now she wants her own 50M luxury jet for personal use, and have the US taxpayers happily pay for it. OMG.
When you get a glorified buckle bunny in a position other than prone, you have to wonder what else besides Kool-Aid she ingested, it sure wasn’t knowledge and common sense. But this bunch of buffoons, barbarians and bozos never cease to amaze me it goes lower and lower. Talked to the Slovenian Consulate in Cleveland and sinced my grandfather was born in Ravance Meltia Slovenia I am eligible for Citizenship. Looks better all the time.