Kristi Kremed

“Senator, schmenator, assume the position, wiseguy.” Photo: Etienne Laurent (AP)

Sen. Alex Padilla (D-Calif.) took one for the team today, disrupting a presser by Kristi Kreme and getting the bum’s rush from her goon squad.

An old campaigner who was a field rep for Sen. Dianne Feinstein, and the son of Mexican immigrants, Padilla had to know exactly what he was doing when he acted out for the cameras — most of which, typically, remained focused on Reichstag Barbie as he got hustled out of the room.

Nevertheless, he found an audience, both in the press and at the Senate, where many Viewed With Alarm. Well, a little less than half of the senators, anyway. Outraged Democrats took to the Senate floor to deliver more than a few “Harumphs!”

I mean, my man didn’t light up a Waymo or nothin’.

The bar is mos def getting lowered. Either that or lifted, and aimed at some uptown noggins instead of the rabble downtown in L.A., ese.

5 thoughts on “Kristi Kremed

    1. I wanna see more of our elected representatives doing stuff like this. More of us, too.

      Remember The Gospel According to Sly:

      Stand — you’ve been sitting much too long
      There’s a permanent crease in your right and wrong
      Stand — there’s a midget standing tall
      And a giant beside him about to fall

  1. While far enough away to be precluded, I would like to see a “Tienamen(sp?)” square event on Saturday.

  2. “Reichstag Barbie” is genius, Patrick, me boy. How about “Cruella Dakota” — sporting a cloak made from the hides of disobedient puppies?

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