Up a Stump(town)

“Ten-feet rule … Oregon state law, 10 feet. …”

I see Der Trumpenführer has ordered the Wehrmacht to invade Portland.

What are they gonna do? Surround this guy? Waterboard him? Does Sec’y Kegsbreath have any idea of how much it rains in Oregon?

15 thoughts on “Up a Stump(town)

    1. Someone probably showed him a video of a hipster sassing a cop. Meanwhile, his butt-kissers are giving the heave-ho to FBI agents just ’cause.

      I’d like to see regular video of people telling him to his fat face that no, they won’t do his bidding, and to go fuck himself. But maybe that’s just me.

  1. After 80 years of academic study, movies, books, documentaries you’d think we would recognize the makings of a Nazi regime. Beginning to wonder if Americans have any gumption to push back or are too far gone.

    1. Well, the good news is, with the brass hats all kowtowing in Virginia and the grunts being all that they can be, picking up needles, cigarette butts, and used rubbers in Blue cities, the Chinese can sail in though San Francisco while the Russians vault in over the pole and soon we’ll all be living in high-rise factories, making iPhones and standing in long lines for cheap vodka or jumping off the factory roof.

    2. The parallels are so scary. One big difference is that Hitler assembled somewhat of a coalition to get his 36%, which launched him into the chancellorship. On the side of the pine, we’ve had unelectable fringe elements out there looking for a savior, and TFG stumbled into it.

      Other than that, everything pretty much lines up.

  2. Not sure POG that is appealing. Is there a Plan B? Like maybe we could work at bicycle factories and carry home parts and stuff in our shoes and portholes. Make a few bucks on the side selling rebuilds out of our garages. Wait..we won’t have garages will we?

      1. About 75 miles. It’s the upscale neighborhood to Flint . Local news is pretty scant for some reason but at least the madman who caused it is no longer around. No man hunt, no trial, no $48k a year to park his ass in jail.

          1. Lemme think. Charlie gets murdered in Utah. Chances are the shooter was a Mormon feller. Guy in Michigan gets delusional from an overdose of social media, news poisoning, and AI bots, and poof, I’m going to kill me some whatever the hate of the day is. I’m just glad the guy didn’t have a 100 round drum and a bump stock. When your leader is full of division, hate, and himself, that’s what you get, over and over again.

          2. Thing is, Charlie was killed by a young man who apparently fell off the MAGA wagon and was shacked up with a person becoming trans. If someone is gonna go on a hate bender, could that someone at least get their facts right?

            Gotcha on that drum magazine. Those fuckers should be nationally illegal.

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