A rare bird indeed — a 6-3 majority of the Supremes — just took a dump on His Excremency’s tariff scheme.
Ho boy. Iran best be bracing for the inevitable dick-punch. You just know he’s gonna tell Kegsbreath to have at it now.
Meanwhile, I want a refund for the $32 ransom I had to pay on that Selle Italia 1990 Flite saddle I bought last October. Insert your own “up the butt” joke here.
• Update: Some deets from the smarties at Scotusblog. And some most excellent snark from Betty Cracker at Balloon-Juice, who opines thusly:
You know he’s going to shit a cat. Ms. Wiles will have to surge housekeeping assets to the TV room to sponge the ketchup off the walls.
• Another update: No More Mister Nice Blog has some thoughts on war, tariffs and Trump’s brain, including informative links to pieces in The Wall Street Journal, Financial Times, and other outfits a tad better equipped for heavy duty than Your Humble Narrator..
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Shit, you mean you could even find a ’90’s Flite?
Had to go all the way to Italy for it. True fact. Selle Italia’s home base.
Man… I knew I should have bought some Kraft/Heinz stock. The ketchup has gotta be flying
The Oval Office must look like the set on a Tarantino flick after a “shoot.”
Boy is pitching a proper hissy fit. Real presidential shit like calling justices lapdogs and disloyal. They dared to defy the empirer bonious spurious. Boy loves a lap dog but not when they bite. Boy. Small b, small o, and small y. You know like a child.
His momma didn’t raise him right. Mine woulda wore out 86 pair of kneecaps kicking him in the ass.
Boy is a chip off the old assholes.
Wait ’til ghislaine, bill, and andrew start snitching to get their sentences reduced. That will take the boy right into 25th amendment land. All those Q idiots were trying to find the child trafficking ring in the pizza joint when it was right in front of them.